StaleFish's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Madness Combat Hitman]

Had tonnes of potential... but

You need set it to a faster frame rate. All the physics were off and the action didn't flow very well, all because of the frame rate - even when I turned the quality down. It looks like a lot of effort went into this, and its a shame that it's brought down by something as basic as the frame rate. You should repost this with a doubled frame rate and you'll probably get a better score. Good job anyway.

[Naked Bart Dress-ups]

hmm.

Well, I do enjoy the occasional late night browse of Dress up Games, but I do think that most of them are over rated due to poor quality. I found this because I was searched 'Weird' in the search box.

[Tricky Madness 2]

Woah.

Jesus's eyes looked evil. Very, very, violent. Awesome :P

[Boneland's Stray Bullet]

Good, but...

I liked it, but It would have been better had the younger scientist stolen the guys cancer cure and sold it for money. I thought it would end up in that sort of situation... but he just died. So yeah.

[This is sparta!]

Oh - ho

That fucker's dead :P Heh that was great. I thought it was clever how they sounded like 8 year olds.

KwikToon responds:

Thank you.

[TANKMAN 4]

Wow.

A total copy of the concepts of the other parodies. Except the author had an epiphany and decided to make it of an even lower standard.

I find it almost depressing how a couple of people with the IQ of a four year old have rated this movie so highly.

[Tankman Three!!!]

Heh..

Made me laugh once or twice, but otherwise, not much effort was put in. I realise its a parody of a parody but even so, you could throw some proper animation and genuine effort in there for the hell of it.

[TANKMEN 1.5]

Hah!

Thats good quality comedy right there.

NOT ANY MORE BITCH!

heh that made me crack up.

[Fuck off]

uhhh...

i dont see how that was front page material.... funny the way he said fuck off though.

[TSAH2]

ROF the fucking L

wow. most sequels are shit. That blew me away and i havn't even played Halo 2. Graphics were especially good - - even the full body animation was of a high quality. Great jokes, i was continually giggling like a schoolgirl.

Well done to the TSAH2 team, thanks for giving the NG community a nice fresh-from-the-oven pie to munch on.

mmmm. pie.